AThe Double-Text Demon
You text like your Wi-Fi is about to expire — fast, frantic, and with absolutely zero chill.
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BThe Dry-Text Assassin
The Grim Reaper of the group chat. Your 'got it' carries the emotional weight of a death sentence — zero grams of feeling, maximum psychic damage.
CThe Screenshot Strategist
Your group chat has more intel on your conversations than the CIA has on anything.
DThe Passive-Aggressive Poet
You weaponize smiley faces and "no worries!" like you're running a psychological black ops unit.
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AThe Narrator
You don't just watch the drama — you provide award-winning commentary on it.
BThe Glue
You hold everyone together — and absolutely no one asks if YOU'RE falling apart.
CThe Wildcard
Every friend group has a "that one time" story. You're the reason it exists.
DThe Phantom
You're in the friend group, technically. You just keep forgetting to show up to it.
What's Your Toxic Coping Mechanism?
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AThe Retail Therapist
Your emotions have a checkout button and your bank account is screaming.
BThe Bed Rot Specialist
You and your mattress are in a committed relationship. Rest isn't recharging — it's the force-quit button on reality.
CThe Rage Cleaner
Your apartment has never been cleaner, and that is a massive red flag.
DThe Hyperfixation Addict
Last month it was pottery. This month it's coding. Next month? Who knows.
What's Your Toxic Productivity Type?
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AThe Grindset Ghoul
Burnout is your personality, your laptop is your emotional support animal, and "I'll sleep when I'm dead" is your love language. Someone close your laptop for you. Please.
BThe Efficiency Psychopath
You've time-blocked your bathroom breaks, ranked your friendships by ROI, and your idea of "letting loose" is using a spreadsheet without conditional formatting. One unplanned Tuesday away from a breakdown.
CThe Guilt Gremlin
You brought your laptop to the beach, counted "reading for fun" as "personal development," and felt guilty that this quiz took 3 minutes of your Productive Time. Breathe. Please.
DThe Performative Hustler
47 Chrome tabs open. Aesthetic workspace. "Rise and grind" posted at 10 AM after hitting snooze six times. Your productivity is a performance and honestly? Oscar-worthy.
What's Your Apology Style?
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AThe Sorry Addict
"Sorry" is your verbal tic, your shield, and your opening line. You've apologized for apologizing too much.
BThe Spin Doctor
You've mastered the art of the non-apology. "I'm sorry you feel that way" could be your tombstone epitaph.
CThe Silent Fixer
Why say sorry when you can buy coffee, clean the kitchen, or send a meme? Words are overrated. Actions are your currency.
DThe Reverse Card
You walked in to get an apology and left having given one. The emotional UNO master — every conflict is just a card game you refuse to lose.
What Kind of Burnout Are You?
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AThe Functioning Disaster
You're running on empty but somehow still lapping everyone. Your coping mechanism IS the problem.
BThe Doomscroll Goblin
You've replaced every coping mechanism with screen time. Your thumb has more stamina than your will to function.
CThe Rage Quitter
Your burnout manifests as pure, distilled fury. You're one "per my last email" away from a supervillain arc.
DThe Beautiful Ghost
Checked out, logged off, spiritually departed. You're here in a purely theoretical sense.